My brother the mini PUA

I´m teaching my little brother everything about the art of seduction. I want him to be the best PUA when he get as old as I am now. He is 5 years old.
He was at the playground when we saw a HB (Hot Baby) playing by the slider. I told him to open her with the "who lies more" opener. Then he could DHV about how he stopped peeing in bed. Then I put a bucket in his head, a perfect peacock. I push him in her direction. He didn´t do anything I told him to, but starts playing with her. She seems interested, I can tell by the way she laughs. Yes, my brother, the mini PIMP.

Peacocking

Today I will teach you guys a wonderfull technique that will make you shine in the sea of AFCs. Most PUAs use that only in night game. I use it all the time.
Ok. You go out and every guy is dressed alike, with normal outfits. They are all clones men! Why would a woman make out with a clone? Not even if that clone was made from Jango Fett, because they are so anti-social. Ops, I´m digressing here, whatever digress means. Anyway, I think you know what I mean.
So, what you can do to use that to your advantage? The answer is a little technique we call peacocking. You dress totally diferent. The other day I saw a PUA on the street, probably waiting for something, and he was totally peacocked. He was dressed like a woman, and had even a boob job, a real boob job. How cool is that? That guy must get a lot of ass. He even asked if I wanted some, and I answered "YES! ALPHA STYLE!".
I personally don´t take it so far. I use some peacocks feathers I bought. They are artificial, and much bigger then natural ones. I stick it into my ass. Isn´t it just GENIOUS? Everybody stares at me, some look in awe my ALPHANESS sparkling around.
So, the first exercise I want you reader doing is buying some feathers and sticking it into your ass. Do it and go out to see it in the field. It itches a lot, but when you get home just put some cream on and you are ready for the next!

The girl next door

Got home from school today and first person I met at home was my cousin. I AMOGGed him and that made him cry. Haha, poor bastard. I really don´t like that 6 year old mice. My aunt was talking to my mom and I negged them both, ALPHA STYLE! I am the prize!
After being smacked in the head by mom, I went outside to hang around my yard. That is what we PUAs call sarging. Then I saw her, the new girl. Her family just moved to the house across the street. I NEED to have some of that.
Hot Dog: Hi! Can I ask a opinion? Who lies more, men or women? (Opinion Opener)
HB GirlNextDoor: Hi! We are your new neighbours! Nice to meet you! (WTF?)
Hot Dog: Hey I asked a question! I think you must be really slow han? (NEG!)
HB GirlNextDoor: What? Sorry, was just trying to be nice. (WTF?)
Hot Dog: No problem. Did you know I am a level 33 mage in World of Warcraft? (Major DHV!!)

After that she started laughing. She was cracking up. And that, my friends is a major IOI! I am so in! The game is on! ALPHA STYLE.
Then I run out of material and went home.

The start

I first read about the seduction community in a spam mail I received after I had my heart broken by a girl. Yes, we all have been there. She had almost no hair and a hunchback, and could not close her mouth without showing her teeth that couldnt fit in her pie hole. Let's call her HB9.5. I told her I was in love using a song but it didnt work. People say its because she is deaf, but I'll tell you the real reason: i wasn't being the alpha male!!
And the definition of alpha male was the first thing I read about the PUA community. I read that the alpha male was the wolf that could get all the females in the wolf pack. Imediatelly I got up and tried to be alpha. After being attacked by a wolf pack, when I was trying to get some from a female wolf (HB 10!), I wake up at the hospital and finish reading the seduction e-mail. And after that I started to study everything the gurus gave me, and now I'm on the path to be THE guru.

Who am I?

Hi there. I'm Hot Dog and Ive created this blog to show you how I will become a PUA. For those who don't know what a PUA is, it stands for Pickup Artist. Thats right, we know how to pickup chicks, we know all the dark secrets of seduction.
Then you gonna ask me, why am I Hot Dog? Well, in this community we take nicknames for ourselves. There's Mysery, Fuck King and Donald McDonald, and all other kind of shit. I used to be Mystery, but found out that name was taken already, so I go for Hot Dog now, because, well, because I like to eat hot dogs. How cool is that?
What was I like before all this? Before meting the community, I was what people call AFC. Others call it the nice guy. Others call it Bobby. Anything with tits and no penis would scare the hell out of me. I could not speak to any woman that was not my mother. And of course | can't get laid by my mom, can I? Can I? Ok, that was gross. But seriously, the closer I could get to a girl was playing World of Warcraft, and sometimes the women in that game wasn t women in the real world, but a fat bearded guy named Fred.
And what do I want from this blog? Ok, I'm tired of your questions so I will not answer them anymore, ALPHA STYLE!
Til the next post.